Lois?
Oh, don't even think of looking at me now. So, in all those nights together, somewhere between brushing teeth and spooning in the sheets, you didn't think that it might be a good time to mention that you prowl the streets with green leather and a compound bow?
Well, I don't usually bring the compound bow.
Oh, so now he's a funny hero. I can't believe you didn't tell me that you were Green Arrow!
Hard to imagine why when you're taking it so well.
You think the lacerating ropes and platinum fembot... might have something to do with my lack of empathy? So, what? Little Ollie got bored with dodgeball in P.E... and decided to play William Tell? Whoa... wait a second. I kissed Green Arrow last year when you were standing there with me in the alley!
Yeah. I remember that with precise detail.
I can't believe you! You, who were supposedly my boyfriend, arranged for me to be lip-locked with some wannabe hero!
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