Smallville · Season 1
Are you gonna tell me? What's that look in your eye?
I had a dream about you last night.
I hope that it wasn't a nightmare.
No! We were 10 years old and I gave you a plastic ring from of a gumball machine in Quinn's Market.
That's sweet. What was the occasion?
It was an engagement ring.
So what happened next?
[speaking softly] I woke up....
The important part is... you were the one person who believed in me. I don't know what I'd do without you, Chloe.
Oh, is this when I'm supposed to cue the Barry Manilow music?
What is it you always say about Valentine's Day? Oh, yeah. Our annual sneak peek at hell. That must have been before cupid struck.
Don't you think after being trapped in a front seat to the Clark/Lana opera that I deserve a good V-Day?
You're the only person who can make me feel guilty, relieved, and a little sad all in one sentence.
It's a gift.
Lois and Clark?
You got to admit, they got chemistry.
Yeah, so do nitroglycerin and peroxide, and I don't suggest putting them together.
Please tell me we weren't just set up.
Looks like it.
Us. That's like hot fudge and halibut.
I take it I'm the halibut.
Naturally.
Wait. I knew I'd kissed you before, in the alley. You're Green Arrow.
Hardly. I was just pretending to be so you wouldn't know it was Oliver.
Oliver? Oh, my god. All those times he disappeared... what is my deal with emotionally unavailable weekend warriors? Thank god I finally found a normal guy.
What do you mean "normal"? Oliver's not even in the same league as me.
You don't have to be macho just for me. I like the dorky farm boy thing.
Dorkier than a hood and a quiver? Just because I don't wear a costume and splash my face all over the papers-
Clark! So what if your signature move is driving a tractor? I think it's adorable.
You know, Lois, I think that it's time for you to meet the real Clark Kent.
[Taking Lana] C'mon Lana, if no one else in this room is gonna save you from Lex, then I will.
[Holding Clark] I don't think so, Lana is your past.. I'm your future.
This is the present.
I'm not a competition.
You are to Lex. He didn't tell you? He's always wanted everything I've ever had. And you were at the top of that list. You're just a trophy to him. And he's nothing but your consolation prize.
Look, Clark, despite our differences, I think that you're a decent guy. Chloe obviously thinks that you can walk on air, so... who am I to stand in the way?
Jimmy, hold on.
But if you hurt her, I don't care how impossibly gigantic you are, I will chop you down like a cherry tree. And that, ain't no lie.
It's nice to see that you'd risk ending up in traction to protect Chloe's honor.
A girl like that... worth spending the rest of my life in a body cast.
I feel the same way. As her friend. Nothing more, I swear.
[to Lana] If you're taking the Luthor name, I guess armed guards and dodging the press go with the gold ring.
Looks like you're working out some issues there.
Just doing a little honest work, Lex. You should try it sometime.
Why start now? My life's perfect.
I just wanted to take a little sleigh ride down memory lane, visit the scene of the crime. Hey, here's where you took my fiancée after kidnapping her, right before you tried to kill me.
I wasn't myself that night... I'm sorry.
Sorry? What, that you didn't finish the job? You know, I'm still a bit fuzzy on the details, what with you trying to choke the life out of me, but what fascinates me is how after all that, Lana could still feel safe coming here.
That was her choice. I had nothing to do with it.
You never do. That's all right. You see, I understand the allure of trying to unravel the mystery of Clark Kent. I suffered from it once too. When I thought you mattered.
[to Clark] What I want is to make Lana happy for the rest of her life. And I want you to be there on our wedding day... to see what you lost.
Face it, Clark, I'm a walking time bomb.
Then consider me your own personal bomb squad.
Clark, I need you to X-ray me.
What?
Clark, come on, we're both adults. Now just do it!
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