Smallville quotes

Chloe

Slow night?

Oliver

Figured I'd squeeze in some target practice... and a single malt.

Chloe

Did you bring enough for the rest of the class?

Oliver

Help yourself, professor. You're running a little low on allegory tonight. Bumpy day?

Chloe

Not the smoothest. Someone asked me when the last time I had a good time was, and I didn't have an answer.

Oliver

I don't think anyone can fault you for being on the edge, Chloe. Hell, if anyone can relate it's me. I get it.

Chloe

Yeah, you can.

Oliver

You know... sometimes you got to take your fun where you can get it. And sometimes... it's right in front of your face. You just have to want to see it. Come on.

Chloe

How do I know when to let go?

Oliver

It's all about your heart. Just listen. Right there in between the beats. That's when you let go.

Clark

I need to figure out a way to reverse this. I think I breathed in some sort of new meteor rock.

Emil

(laughs) Dude, hasn't anyone ever told you not to inhale?

Oliver

A lot of women have used me for my money, I never expected it from you.

Chloe

I wasn't stealing from you Oliver, I was borrowing the cash. I'm buying insurance for the entire planet.

Chloe

All the I.D.'s I gave Clark have computer tracking chips in them. I want to keep an eye on the visitors from another planet.

Oliver

Welcome to "1984: The Sullivan Edition".

I have your room all ready, Mrs. Green, except you didn't say what size bed you'd prefer.

Chloe

Make it a Queen.

Clark

Quiet weekend at home, huh?

Chloe

Trust me, we had no idea the two of you would be there.

Lois

And we had no idea there was even a "you two", which I think is perfect. I think fate has brought us together.

Oliver

Well, it's a... it's... it's a little less fate, actually.

Chloe

(cuts in) More fame.

Oliver

(mumbles) Like fame.

Chloe

This inn is so far off the beaten bath that even the society pages couldn't find Star City's most eligible bachelor here.

Lois

You mean ex-bachelor.

Lois

Let's talk about Mr. Green, in the bedroom, with my cousin.

Oliver

And there it is.

You could use some conflict resolution. (steps in front of Tess) Rule Number 1: You don't shoot your date. Rule Number 2: Think about your wardrobe choices.

You're one to talk.

Oh, don't get me wrong, I love black on black, it's just really hard to pull off.

It's easier than you think.

(shoots him with a taser arrow) Rule Number 3: You gotta know when to say goodnight.

Tess

Black on black, that's hard for you to pull off.

Oliver

Well, it's easier than you think. (pauses)

Tess

(realizes something) Green Arrow.

Chloe

I should have known that Clark took a walk down the ruby-red road. That explains his lack of "edit" button.

Tess

I thought Clark was only affected by green meteor. What's the red do?

Chloe

Basically it turns him into the bad boy every girl dreams of... in her nightmares.

Lois

Tess. How not surprised am I to see you here. By the way, this is the least-secret secret lab I've ever been in... twice.

Let me guess. You two have a lovers' spat?

Lois

Clark and I don't spat. There was no spatting.

Clark

I let myself in.

Oliver

Terrific. You, uh, hop up to the helipad or just superspeed past security, Clark?

Clark

I used the elevator.

Oliver

How human of you.

Clark

I wish you could come back and visit more often.

Martha

I had to let go of this place for a while, Clark, but I never let go of you. I'll be back soon.

Clark

Maybe next time you can ease up on the kryptonite.

Clark

(to Lois) Look, my whole life has been full of relationships that have ended too soon. And then when I went away last fall, I... Lois, I felt so lost. When I came back to the bullpen... you were there waiting for me. You jumped out of your seat, you threw your arms around me, and the way that your eyes sparkled when you smiled, I just... I knew. I just knew that you were the one that I've always needed. And I needed you to know that.