Victor quotes from Smallville

Clark

She said she hit you full on and you're not even hurt. How'd you manage that?

Victor

Milk. Does a body good.

Victor

I'd say thank you, but... the words just seem too small.

Clark

And completely unnecessary.

Victor

Your mom raised you modest, didn't she?

Victor

Ollie found me. I was living on the streets. He gave me a warm meal, roof over my head.... and a reason to go on living.

Oliver

Did he just say something nice about me?

Maybe he's starting to rust.

Clark

A.C., how'd you fall into all this?

I got into a little trouble sinking a whaler off the coast of Japan.

Victor

A little trouble? That's what you're gonna go with? Ollie had to save your scaly butt from getting filleted.

I would have gotten out of it.

Oliver

Before or after they packed you into a thousand little tin cans?

Victor

Well, at least he would have been dolphin-safe.

Fish jokes. That's all I ever get are fish jokes.

Victor

Cyborg to Aquaman. Where the hell are you fish-stick?

What took you so long?

Victor

Nice! But please, put a shirt on.

I swim faster when I am naked.

Victor

I bet you do.

(Smiles to Cyborg) You're lucky I still have my pants on.