Jason Teague quotes from Smallville

Jason

Oh, sorry. Your American, right?

Lana

Yes.

Jason

Great. Can I ask you a big favour?

Lana

Sure...as long as it doesn't get me arrested.

Jason

No, I'm supposed to meet my, uh, my girlfriend here. Well, she's not really my girlfriend, even though we spend every waking moment together. See, we met two months ago today on this exact street corner, and I bought her something to mark the occasion. I wanted to get your opinion.

Lana

All right.

Jason

Okay.

Lana

Well, I think that would probably be the last thing she would be expecting.

Jason

It doesn't really scream "romance" does it? But, see, the first time we met, I was driving by on my Vespa, and I clipped her. She thought I was gonna steal her purse so she kicked me off my bike. I messed up an old football injury and then she spent five hours with me at the hospital and we just clicked.

Lana

Well, it sounds like love at first crash.

Jason

Yeah. Well, for me it was anyway, but I'm just an impulsive kind of guy.

Lana

Well, how does she feel?

Jason

I don't know. She doesn't really talk about it. I think she, uh, I think she got hurt by somebody, but maybe she needs to talk about it.

Lana

Well, uh, nothing says "I love you" like a motorcycle helmet.

Jason

Yeah. It's for a weekend trip to Nice if she's... if she's interested.

Lana

If a guy did something that romantic for me, I think I'd have to kiss him.

Jason

Yeah?

Lana

Yeah.

Lana

I keep thinking of all the times that you've told me that I'm beautiful, and I can't help but wonder how much of me you really see.

Jason

Lana, I tell you you're beautiful because of who you are, not because of what I see. I mean, you're the girl I flew halfway across the world to be with. The girl who kicks the crap out of me at Xbox and thinks it's hysterical. I mean, I have seen you with the stomach flu where your eyes were puffy and your nose was running, you're yakking--

Lana

Okay, okay. I get the picture.

Jason

All I'm saying is the reasons I love you... it's not something you can see in a mirror... That's good. I'm gonna write that down and use that later.

Jason

His collarbone's broken in two places... I can't figure out how you could pummel a guy that outweighs you by 100 pounds and shatter his collarbone.

Clark

I'm sorry. It must've been an accident. I mean, I got a surge of adrenaline.

Jason

Adrenaline doesn't explain the fact that you went from chucking bales of hay to chucking 60-yard passes overnight.

Clark

I guess I'm a fast learner.

Lex

You're making a big mistake Jason. I know she's your mother but don't think for a second she won't turn on you. Trust me on this one.

Genevieve

Jason...

Jason

It's okay, Mother. I don't expect him to understand the meaning of family loyalty, especially when the only thing running through the Luthor blood is betrayal.