Bart quotes from Smallville

[to Clark] You know, I've always wondered if there was anyone out there like me, and it turns out to be you, Jimmy Crack Corn fresh from the farm.

Bart

You know what, man? Enough about poor little street urchin, all right? Let's take a closer look at the mysterious Clark Kent... You like to study Native American mythology. You've scrawled the name "Lana" on your notebooks, and you have one of the most boring hobbies known to man. Rock collecting.

Clark

I don't collect r--

Bart

Dude, are you okay?

Clark

Put that away. I'm allergic.

Bart

Man, I've heard of people sneezing around cats and dogs and stuff, but never getting all weak in the knees over a rock.

Clark

It's a long story.

Bart

Which is one I'm sure I would love to hear... after we get back.

Clark

Get back from where?

Bart

Anywhere we want. I mean, dude, we are two super-powered studs here. Why else do you think I came to Smellyville looking for you, man? Let's go crank it up, go have some fun! You ever seen Florida?

Clark

You haven't been listening to anything I've said to you. You can't go around stealing whatever you want.

Bart

Why not?

Clark

Because there are laws.

Bart

For normal people. And, dude, why do you treat your abilities like a curse? They're not, man. They're a gift. I'm gonna use them.

Clark

I'm not saying you shouldn't. Just use them to help people, not hurt them.

Clark

So, what are you gonna do now?

Bart

I don't know. I mean, it's a big world. I figure I'd check it out, see if there's anyone else out there like us. Maybe start, like, a club or a league or something. You know, you could come with me.

Clark

Or you could stay.

Bart

You have a great life, Clark. But it's not mine. I have no reason to stay in Smallville.

Clark

You have me.

Bart

Thanks for being my friend.

Clark

Are you sure there's nothing I can do to change your mind?

Bart

Tell you what. If you can catch me... I'll think about it.

Bart

I want a lawyer.

Lex

And I want a ponytail! Disappointment abounds.

Clark

Impulse, Cyborg, Aquaman, Green Arrow. What do you guys call your team?

Bart

I don't know. I've been thinking, you know, that we need something cool. We need something like.... like-

Oliver

I was thinking about something with the word "justice" in it. After all, that's what Lex is gonna get a big dose of.