Chloe Sullivan quotes from Smallville

Lois

Oh my God, Chloe, I am so sorry. I mean, I know my face is under "faux pas" in the dictionary, but this is a whole new low.

Chloe

I would say that this is a close second behind the time you crashed Lana's engagement party. In fact, you may want to start avoiding engagement parties altogether.

Oliver

That still doesn't explain how you're hacking into that crystal, Chloe. It's not hooked up to anything, there's no computer here.

Chloe

Do I tell you how to shoot your arrows? I don't think so.

Chloe

Jimmy, I'm impressed. You managed to balance out singles, couples, and families while keeping all of the exes at different tables, and still keeping the kids' tables away from the cake. You truly are the Zen master of seating charts.

Jimmy

More the master of musical chairs.

Clark

Hey, it's nice to see the kinder, gentler Chloe.

Chloe

Nothing like having a binary bad guy cleansed from your system to put a spring back in your step.

Lois

Hey! One year closer to the sweet release of death!

Chloe

How wonderfully morbid.

Rough birthday, huh?

Chloe

You ever seen the napalm scene in Apocalypse Now? More fire, less cake.

Chloe

You already know what you really want. We all do. We just don't listen.

Oliver

And you're sure this is it?

Chloe

This is where I belong.

Aquaman online. Canary online. Cyborg online. Impulse online.

Oliver

Arrow online.

Chloe

Watchtower is officially online... let's get to work.

Lois

Okay, obviously there's been some sort of mistake. It's not like I squeezed into 5" booted heels for my health.

Miss Lane, there's simply nothing I can do.

Lois

Actually, there is. You can tell Edward R. Murrow that he can kiss this cub reporter's sweet...

Chloe

Lois!

Oliver

So the needs of the Cornfield Killer outweigh the needs of the rest of the world, is that it?

Chloe

Oliver, it's complicated—

Oliver

Oh, it's complicated, yeah. That's the same thing your psychopathic boyfriend told me.

Chloe

Dr. Hamilton.

If you would be so kind as to lower the 9mm Jericho 941. I prefer "Emil".

Clark

(referring to Alia) She told me that I would cause the end of the world. It's like I have a ticking time bomb on me, Chloe, and I only have a year to figure out how to stop it.

Chloe

Well, you can't believe everything an assassin tells you. I mean, what does she know, anyway, right?

Clark

The future.

Chloe

Right. The future.

Chloe

Lois stopped by and found Shelby here alone with a dish full of food. Now, don't worry, I covered for you. But you should know that you are now on her radar.

Clark

Thanks. I'll be more careful next time.

Chloe

Dressed like that? Clark, what if I was Lois? She would take one look at you and realize Clark Kent is the Blur.

Clark

I told you, there is no Clark Kent.

Chloe

No disrespect to your Kryptonian calling, but coming back to feed the dog is about as human as it gets.

Emil

I could try. It'll take me at least a half hour to cross town.

Clark

Do you get motion sickness?

Emil

Mm, not really. Why do you ask?

Chloe

Really?

Chloe

So the question is: how do we know that this isn't just your super hearing on the fritz?

Clark

As loud as Lois is, even she can't speak with her mouth closed.

Chloe

Good point.

Oliver

Nice to play. I just started asking myself who knew about Lex, about Toyman. The things I'd given up, what I tried to do. Then it all occurred to me. Dinah shattered the glass in the warehouse, Bart rescued me from the car, Victor faked the computers, and Watchtower kept an eye on the whole thing. Right?

Chloe

You were living like you had a death wish, Oliver. You had to face your demons if you were ever going to make it out alive. And I had to push you over the ledge in order to pull you back.

Oliver

Did you have to push with a 3-ton truck?

Chloe

I didn't think a tricycle would be a strong enough point.