Chloe Sullivan quotes from Smallville

Chloe

Come on, Clark, you put a psycho killer away and you reunited a mother with her son. I mean, there are only so many hours in the day.

Clark

Well, see, that's the thing. No matter how many people I save, I can't solve the world's problems.

Chloe

I don't know anyone else who does more for this world than you.

Jimmy

Preliminary investigation is calling it suicide, but how's a guy who's larger than life drown in two feet of water?

Chloe

Well, his career was over. And Lake was right; the coroner's report says that Dawson was juiced up on muscle mixers.

Jimmy

Chloe, come on, you're going to tell me that someone on a 'roid rage is going to lie down in a koi pond and call it a day?

Chloe

(sees the picture of Lois' kiss with Green Arrow) Oh, I feel dirty...

Jimmy

Think about how Oliver feels. Lois and Clark put this whole scheme together because they thought Oliver was Green Arrow, but then-- pow!-- the poor sucker catches her sucking lip with leather daddy.

Chloe

Clark, before you unload your anger on me, can I just say that I think it is incredibly unfair that everyone trusts me to keep their secrets, and then they turn around and they throw me attitude for keeping someone else's secret! Look, I'm sorry that I had to take a two-second breather from hiding the fact that you are an alien from another planet to protect someone else for a change! God! [Clark hugs her] You had that coming, you know?

Clark

For the record... I prefer "intergalactic traveler" over "alien from another planet".

Chloe

The craziest part is he chucked a guy across an alley, right? [Lois: Oh yeah] And then supersped away. I mean, WHO does that?

Clark

Hmm. [pause] It's a good thing when Oliver showed up when he did. Then you know for sure.

Chloe

Oh, she knew before he showed up.

Clark

You did?

Chloe

Ask her how.

Clark

How?

Lois

I kissed him.

Chloe

Isn't that romantic? [Clark sighs and nods] Oh, I'm sorry Lois. Finish the story. [Clark tries to interrupt] This is the best part.

Lois

Hmmm. Well, he was holding me in his arms, and - Ollie's a good kisser, don't get me wrong - but that Green Arrow? He could teach Ollie a thing or two.

Clark

The important part is... you were the one person who believed in me. I don't know what I'd do without you, Chloe.

Chloe

Oh, is this when I'm supposed to cue the Barry Manilow music?

Clark

What is it you always say about Valentine's Day? Oh, yeah. Our annual sneak peek at hell. That must have been before cupid struck.

Chloe

Don't you think after being trapped in a front seat to the Clark/Lana opera that I deserve a good V-Day?

Clark

You're the only person who can make me feel guilty, relieved, and a little sad all in one sentence.

Chloe

It's a gift.

Chloe

Lois and Clark?

Jimmy

You got to admit, they got chemistry.

Chloe

Yeah, so do nitroglycerin and peroxide, and I don't suggest putting them together.

Chloe

Face it, Clark, I'm a walking time bomb.

Clark

Then consider me your own personal bomb squad.

Chloe

Clark, I need you to X-ray me.

Clark

What?

Chloe

Clark, come on, we're both adults. Now just do it!

Chloe

Clark, slow down! I don't have enough money to hire a full-time maid to clean up every time you decide to blow in!

Clark

What did you find?

Chloe

There is an old abandoned hospital on Paper Mill road, just like he said. And it's owned by--

Clark

--LuthorCorp. It's probably another 33.1 franchise.

Chloe

I was gonna go check it out, but I thought it would be more wise for me to come get my army of one.

Clark

Chloe, I've x-rayed these tunnels over a dozen times, and they all just seem to lead to Reeves Dam.

Chloe

Maybe so, but if Lex is willing to go up against Tomb Raider for them, I can't retire my reporter's notebook just yet.

Jimmy

I figured you could use an escape from your real-life soap opera.

Chloe

What do you mean?

Jimmy

Well, you live it every day, but from the outside your real life's got Cagney and Stanwyck written all over it. You've got your billionaire mogul, you got the confused damsel who chose money over love, and the mysterious best friend who shows up everywhere because he can't seem to get a real job. Not to mention the steadfast dame they all depend on.

Chloe

Wow. A real glimpse in the mind of Jimmy Olsen. FYI, um, "dame"? Not so flattering.

Chloe

When did you learn to do that?

Jimmy

Some girls go for sports cars. I figure you're more of a lock-picking kind of girl.