It's like this: you're trying to date a woman, but deep down in your heart you know you're gay.
Uh...
But deep in your soul you know you would be rather plowing a dude!
I don't...OK, what dude?
It could be any dude as long you really want to fuck him. It could be a twink, a bear, an otter, a circuit queen, a chub, a pup, a giftster, a daddy chaser, a leather man, a lady boy, a Donald Duck.
[Richard stares, confused]
A Donald Duck is a gay guy that's been kicked out of the navy.
How do you know so many gay things?
My grandfather just came out of the closet. Beautiful. Very inspiring.
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