Everything's fine. You know, everything's fine.
That's a lie. I can tell because you subscribe to traditional Judeo-Christian mores of right and wrong. You're made uncomfortable by untruth. My commitment to LaVeyan Satanism grants me certain freedoms. There is no good and evil, there's only self. Would you like a beverage?
Yes, I would.
Lie. You just want me to go to the bar and leave you alone.
[laughing nervously] Gil... you crack me up.
Lie.
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