[laughing throughout] To his face? You called him that to his face?
How could not mention the colostomy bag?
Because it's a very private and personal matter, it's not a laughing matter.
You called him Double Asshole first. Remember, in college?
Yeah, but not to his face, never to his face! Not even I'm that fucking cruel! But you are!
I'm actually not.
You tore Double Asshole a third asshole! Triple-A!
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