You see this, Richard? What is this?
A spoon?
It's a wide spoon. In fact, the only spoon type that is left in this drawer. I specifically posted a note on the refrigerator saying that the more narrow spoons be reserved for the eating of Fage yogurt by me. Look at this... the angle's all wrong.
Aren't you supposed to just tip that little plastic cup part up and dump the jam into the yogurt?
How would you know that? Have you been eating my Fage yogurts?
No, I saw it on the billboards.
Well, what they don't tell you on the billboards is that you can't get all of it out... look at that! You have to dig it out. But you can't dig it out with these big-as-hell, wide fucking spoons.
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