Gilfoyle and Dinesh in “Unfinished Business”

Gilfoyle

Wait. Did you just say you were the cool cousin?

Dinesh

Yeah.

Gilfoyle

Please explain.

Dinesh

Well, when we were kids, I was the one getting good grades, I was the one who was planning for my future. I would bring gifts for my teachers, 'cause they worked so hard. You know, cool stuff. He was always getting in trouble, he got caught smoking opium in the tool shed, he crashed my uncle's motorbike.

Gilfoyle

And you think you're the cool one?

Dinesh

Yeah, it's different in Pakistan.

Gilfoyle

I've never been, but I know it isn't.