[Ginny exposes a cowering Schemer to Stacy and the children]
Okay, I admit it! I admit it! I don't know anything about camping! But please! Please! Please keep that mountain lion away from me!
Mountain lion? There are no mountain lions in this neck of the woods.
Yes, there are! It's a mountain lion! It had a big furry tail, and little eyes, and little tiny legs, and... [imitates chomping] Chompin' on nuts.
Oh, Schemer. That does not sound like a mountain lion. To me, it sounds like a squirrel.
A squirrel? [calms down] Well, it sure looked like a mountain lion.
Okay, Schemer. Why don't you come here and sit down with us? We'll get you dry, get you something to eat.
Oh, no, no. I don't want anymore food. I'm too full. I think I ate too many sandwiches.
Hey, Schemer, how'd you get out of the creek?
Gettin' outta the creek was easy. Gettin' outta the swamp-- Now, that was hard! I pulled myself up by this branch, but then it got really scary and everything, 'cause it was dark, and I was... [sobs hysterically] I thought I was a goner, and then that was it. I thought I'd never see Schemer again. But then I heard this little whistle.
A little whistle?
[she notices Mr. Conductor holding up his whistle before he disappears]
Yeah. It was like this little whistle, and I didn't know where the heck the sound came from. So I start following the sound of this little whistle, I'm going through the woods, and all of a sudden, here I am at Shining Time Station. But I was kind of afraid to come in, because I kinda thought that the kids wouldn't wanna see the old Schemer again.
Well, Schemer, it sounds like you learned your lesson the hard way.
Yeah. Never go campin' without my mommy. I'm a failure.
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