Stacy, we're not going camping in the rain, are we?
No. I think we're gonna have to camp out in the station tonight.
[laughs] Camp out in the station. Talk about survival!
Well, what are you gonna do? You haven't packed any sleeping bags or blankets.
No food, no lanterns.
No raincoats, no flashlights.
[through his bullhorn] Who cares? Real men know how to survive in the w--
[Stacy stuffs something in Schemer's bullhorn; Schemer lowers it]
Real men know how to survive in the woods using their basic instincts. For example, if we get hungry, we'll just eat bugs and bees and bark like the bears do. And if it starts raining, why we'll just build a log cabin. In short, Miss Jones, we'll be living off the land like that great American frontiersman: Pat Boone.
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