All right, my love, I let ya sleep in. I even turned a blind eye when you moved from the bed to the couch and slept some more. But now it's time to carpet denim.
What?
Carpet denim. It's Latin for wake up!
Oh, I just wanna sleep. Please.
You wanna talk about it?
My mama's moving. She's abandoning us. What's there to talk about?
Oh, we can go visit for holidays and stuff. Who doesn't wanna spend Christmas in Kentucky? V, if you don't get up, we're gonna be late opening the Alibi.
Who cares?
What about the girls? We gotta get them ready... you don't want me doing their hair, do you?
Who cares?
V, you're the one who always says that a white woman can take her daughter to school lookin' any old way, but if a Black woman does it, people start to question whether she's a fit mother...
Go away!
Is there anything I can do to get you up?
Okay, fine.
Oh.
Heh, I'm up.
Okay, great!
[Heading upstairs] I'm goin' back upstairs and gettin' into bed. You keep botherin' me, I'ma stab your ass.
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