[Sets Saquon's hands on an overturned cable spool] See what we got. Officer Gallagher, can you do me a favor?
[Sighs] Yes, ma'am.
In the trunk, there's a machete. You mind bringing it to me, please?
A machete?
Yeah, my machete. See it?
Uh, yeah.
[Carl unsheaths machete and hands it to Leesie] You ever been to Iraq, Saquon?
No.
No? Ooh, I loved it over there. I did not wanna come home. Now, in Iraq, you steal, you don't go to jail. Nah, they cut off your hand. Punishment fits the crime, see?
Leesie...
Gallagher, don't just stand there. Come here. Keep this bitch from squirming. [Carl wraps around Saquon's torso] It's gonna take a couple hacks for this hand to come off. Here we go. [Chops machete besides Saquon's wrist who screams] Hey. Hey, hey, hey, hey! Look at me. This was just a warning. I catch you stealing again, this hand's coming off. Go home. Change your pants. [Saquon takes off running] Scared Straight ain't got nothing on my shit.
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