I think we're being followed.
We're not being followed, man. It's called traffic.
No, this guy's been behind us since we left the grow house.
"Oh, I think we're being followed, man!" [Laughs]
Yeah, and I'm the one who fucking nags, right?
Oh, come on. I'm just giving you shit.
[Van cuts in front of them with a sedan trapping them from behind]
Fuck! Shit!
Shit! Fuck! I fucking told you! Well, congratulations! You were right! You happy?! We gotta run!
[Aiming gun] Out, now.
Shit.
Now!
All right. [Thugs opens door] God damn it. Oh.
Move!
Fuck!
Calm down, tough guy. I will shoot you in the nuts!
Lou?
You know this guy?
Shut up. Ain't nobody here named Lou.
I can see the fucking tattoo on your hand says Lou.
Shit. What's up, Mickey?
You're an idiot. That's what's up. Can we go now? I got shit to do, man.
Afraid not.
I'm your cousin, asshole. Give me my bags. Get the fuck out of the way.
Sorry, man. We got a job to do.
Oh, you got a job? [Draws pistol] I do too, bitch.
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Is that an airsoft pistol?
No.
That's an airsoft gun. I can see where you painted over the orange tip of the barrel. [Laughs] Can you not afford a real gun?
No, I- I have a real gun. It's just... if I get caught with it, I go to prison, and some people are very uncomfortable with that.
We're on parole! We're on parole.
[Sighs] Well, now I feel bad. Tell you what. Since you're family, we're only gonna take, uh, 1,000 bucks. All right? Can't leave empty-handed, you know. We got mouths to feed.
No, uh, yeah, thank you for being so fucking generous.
You're welcome. Hey. I'll see you at Thanksgiving.
Yeah, okay. Fuck you. [Lou and cohorts get in van and drive away with Ian flipping them off]
Unbelievable! There goes our profit for the week!
Don't make this shit like it's my fault!
I'm not blaming you. I'm just saying!
You're just saying that we should've had a real fucking gun...!
I'm just saying...!
like I've been saying...!
...it's your inbred...!
...from the fucking beginning!
...Polack fucking family!
We are...!
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