Tami and Lip in “Unfinished Business”

Tami

Oh, my God! Again with the back splatter?

Lip

Backsplash.

Tami

[Scoffs] So, um... any interest in brunch?

Lip

[Sighs] Are we brunch people now?

Tami

An old teacher of mine invited us.

Lip

[Grunts] You're friends with an old teacher?

Tami

Uh, Mr. Hanisian. He just moved back from St. Louis.

Lip

I don't know. Wasting the rest of the morning eating pastries with some old dude who taught you, what, pre-algebra? History? Creative writing?

Tami

Music.

Lip

Oh. Great, maybe he can teach us how to play "Hot Cross Buns" on the recorder.

Tami

So is that a no?

Lip

Brunch is a scam. You know that, right? Marketers literally just made up a fourth meal, and we're all supposed to go along with it?

Tami

Okay. Well, he really wanted to meet you, but I'll just tell him that you're too big of an asshole to come. [Walks away]