“Take it, you dirty convict.” – Ian, Shameless ... TV Quotes Database

[Ian and Mickey are making love with Ian on top]

Take it, you dirty convict.

Thought you weren't gonna fuck me until I got a real job, huh?

Oh, I got my eyes closed, pretending you're a Jonas Brother.

Which one?

Uh, Joe.

Fuck you. I'm totally Nick.

[Mickey pushes Ian off him] What the...

[Gets on top of Ian] Call me Nick, you Jonas-loving slut.

Whoa, hey. The fuck you doing?

I'm gonna get you pregnant.

Come on. This isn't how we do it.

Well, it's not how we normally do it. Been watching a lot of prison porn. Kinda feel like making you my bitch.

I'm not your bitch.

Well, when I bottom, I power bottom, so even then, you're totally my bitch.

And we're done.

Oh, come on.

Where you goin'?

To whack off in the shower.

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