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S1 E15

Shameless · Season 1, Episode 15

Mickey, Ian and others in “Unfinished Business”

Jesus Christ. You're never gonna fix the fսcking thing, Byron. No one that rides a Vespa can fix anything.

Something happen to your little bike thingy?

BByron

Yeah. It's a Vespa, and... it stopped working all of a sudden.

Oh, weird.

What the hell are you doing here?

I came to drop off some of the stuff you left at my place.

That it?

And I was hoping that we could talk. In private.

You know, anything you got to say to me, you can say in front of the... love of my life, Byron.

Mickey. Okay. It was a mistake coming. [Turns to walk away]

BByron

Yeah. Hey, Ian, you want to come check out a show tomorrow? [Ian turns to walk back]

Jesus Christ. Read the fսcking room, Byron.

Show?

BByron

Yeah. It's the Imperial Mammoth. I don't know if you've heard about them. They're- they're, like, my favorite band right now.

Wait. Wait, yeah, yeah. They're the, uh, the hipster shit with the suspenders and the- the harp and all that, huh? Yeah, you're going to that?

BByron

I can get you on the list, too. I mean, I don't know if you need a plus- one or whatever-

Nah, no. He don't need a plus-one. Trust me, he's got a lot of, uh, what'd you say, "personal work" you needed to do before you'd be ready to play the field?

No. No. Uh, actually, I just took a page out of your playbook and attached myself to the first swinging dіck I saw. We barely know each other, but, pfft... man, it has been a fairy tale so far. It's actually why I came here is, uh... Looks like we both moved on, so no reason for things to be awkward, right?

Congrats.

Yeah, it all happened so fast, but when you know, you know. Right?

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