This everything?
As much as I could find.
Hey, anybody, uh, kind of...brown come around the house looking for me?
No.
Good. How is everyone, anyway?
[Laughs] Same. Your brothers are idiots. Least once a week, one of them gets drunk, crawls into my bed, and tries to get something off of me.
Fսck 'em, chop their nuts off next time they try it.
Or I could stay here with you. Have fun like we did when we were kids. [Grabs his crotch]
Jeez! You know that's messed up, right?
Not like we're related.
We are totally related. We're fսcking cousins! And you're gay.
Fine, whatever.
Plus, he's taken.
Oh, right, you.
Yeah, good to see you too, Sandy. Bathroom's all yours.
Hey, I had shampoo and sh¡t. Is there soap anywhere?
You've been gone for years. You think your brothers would save that shit for you?
You can use mine. We'll hit Costco later. I'm getting paid.
I can't, man. PO texted me when you were in the shower. He's got a job for me.
Give me a list of s*** for me you need and I'll pick it up for you.
Isn't that cute. Little domestic b******.
Mm, thank you.
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