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S1 E15

Shameless · Season 1, Episode 15

Pepa, Debbie and others in “Unfinished Business”

PPepa

Debbie Gallagher, come get your kid!

Hey, Pepa. What's going on? Supposed to pick her up tonight.

PPepa

Yeah, well, here's your demon child. She set my couch on fire, ate a pound of raw hamburger meat, and bit off the tip of my son's middle toe.

Oh, my goodness. That does not sound like my sweet Franny bear at all.

PPepa

Cut the horseshit, Debbie. You know, you're the worst mother on the planet. You don't think that's kind of cruel?

No, I don't think.

PPepa

Here's your death benefit money. I never wanna see you or your Children of the Corn daughter ever again.

Don't be a stranger, Pepa! You're welcome back for dinner sometime!

Hey, what was all that about? And who is this?

Derek's wife, Pepa, tried to screw me out of Derek's death benefit, so Bella over here was pretending to be Franny so I could get my share of Derek's money.

I followed none of that, and I'm too tired to care.

Here. Hi! Come here. Good girl. Right there. Bella! We're not at Pepa's house anymore. We don't eat like animals here. Spoon.

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