[To Carl waking up from a nightmare] Keep your wet dreams to yourself, son.
Saw an old lady get shot at the Ashcroft bus stop last night.
Who hasn't been shot at that bus stop?
I wanted to help her. It happened so fast. Bus driver wouldn't stop.
If you made ten bucks an hour, you wouldn't stop either.
You know, the streetlights were out.
We have streetlights?
Yeah, she said they were out for the past 15 years.
No surprise there.
Why doesn't the city fix them?
[Chuckles] Oh, that's adorable. Can I wear this tank top?
That's not a tank top.
It will be now.
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