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Shameless · Season 1, Episode 15

Lip, Ian and others in “Unfinished Business”

Hey. How was prison? Turn you gay?

Yeah, I'm a big ol' cock hound now. You know, if you weren't my brother, I'd-

GGuard

Shut the fսck up and get out here.

It's crème brûlée, actually. Got one of these vape things from Carl. Trying to quit smoking for Fred.

Aren't those things worse for you?

Yeah, you know they market these to kids, you know? Bastards would have one in Fred's hand if he could hold anything bigger than a rattle.

Where is the little guy, huh?

May or may not be lying in a pile of glass. Huh? He's with Tami. She wanted to take care of him alone today.

Oh. Sorta hoping you'd bring him.

Yeah, I would have felt better if I did. Tami's not exactly a natural caretaker. But, hey, what do you wanna do, huh? Wanna get some White Castle or...

Ah, you know, actually, just want to head home, see everybody, meet the kid. I missed everyone.

Soft bitch.

The fսck you got a lady car?

Well, it's Tami's car. It's kinda cute, though, right?

Oh, we're saying words like, "cute" now, are we, Pops, huh? Yeah, we're saying words like "cute."

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