Frank and Mikey in “Unfinished Business”

Frank

[In a city park of downtown financial district] Well, here we are.

Mikey

What does this have to do with being a businessman?

Frank

If you're gonna go into business, the first thing you're gonna need is capital. Wait. Today is your lucky day. Me and my friend here, we're the wish granters. So, if you really want your wish to come true, you're gonna wanna give that coin to me. But only if you want the wish to come true.

Mikey

Really?

Frank

Absolutely. That's why we're here. Scrape up all the coins in the fountain so we can make all the wishes come true. What do you wish for?

Mikey

My dog Steve ran away. I wish he'd come home.

Frank

Well, put food in his bowl, 'cause Steve will be home before you know it.

Mikey

Thank you!

Frank

Make a wish.

Mikey

Nah, I don't believe in stuff like that.

Frank

Make a wish. What can it hurt? Plus, we're just gonna wade in and get it. [Plops in coin] You wish you were a businessman?

Mikey

Yeah.

Frank

Too bad. You should have wished for a new port. Oh, well. See those guys over there? These squares. Expense account, healthcare. Look at that breakfast burrito, size of a baby. [Chuckles] Those guys are suckers.

Mikey

I wanted to be like them. I went to college and everything, job...

Frank

No, shit?! You went to college?! Me too. Northwestern. Malcolm X. Good school. Community college, but... What happened?

Mikey

I told you what happened. I bought a Blockbuster video store with my pop, lost everything, the muffler shop, the car, the house. My father committed suicide.

Frank

Shit. That sounds... depressing. But today's a new day. You wanna be a businessman? You gotta think like a businessman.

Mikey

I have no idea what that means.

Frank

It means we're gonna need some new threads.

Mikey

Ooh.