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Shameless · Season 1, Episode 15

Frank and Mikey in “Unfinished Business”

[Walking out of bank] Debbie used my real Social Securitymy real Social Security]] on a bank account?! Have I taught her nothing?!

Don't be so hard on yourself, Frank. Look, we've all had accounts frozen by the IRS.

What was she thinking?! I haven't used my real Social since draft-dodging in '69.

[Starts inserting bank card into ATM] Well, you can lead a horse to water, but if the camel's an idiot...

What are you doing? No, don't- don't- don't- don't- do-!

[Groans] I figured I'd give it a shot! It ate the card!

[Ranting into ATM camera] God dammit! You think this is funny, don't you, you little robot nerd in there! [Starts kicking ATM] You and your big bank Big Brother and paving the way for automation! This is horse shit!

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