[Liam walks to house and opens front door]
Come in!
Get that Cuban outta my house!
Addie! Don't be rude. You have a guest. She's harmless. Just Alzheimer's mixed with full-blown racism.
Hi, I'm Liam. I come in peace, ma'am.
Liam? What kind of name is that? Guatemalan? Get his Guat ass outta here!
Sorry, maybe this isn't a good time for her.
Hello?
Who's that?
It's me! MaVar! Your favorite great-nephew! [Laughs] What's up, little lady? Yeah! Hey, got you some doughnu- [Jerks doughnut box away as Addie reaches for it and hands it to Sue] Ah. There you go. Who's this little tyke?
I'm Liam. Monica's son.
Who's Monica?
Whοre.
She was the half-sister to Omar's cousin.
[Chuckles] You're Frank Gallagher's boy. Yeah, uh, listen. You're not welcome here, Liam. You gotta understand that Frank and Monica wronged this family 20 ways since Tuesday. I mean, sued Addie for a loose handrail on the porch; opened credit cards in all our names; stole our Chevy Malibu; made meth in the bathroom upstairs.
No, I get it. But I'm just the only black person in a house full of crackers. But that's not on you. Thank you for your time. [Laughs]
Whοre.
Hold up. A black man in need is a black man in need. [Sighs] I see you. And you need guidance. A Sherpa... someone like me.
Holla that.
Nope. That's- no holla. Never holla. Now, just sit your ass down.
Yes, sir.
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