[Looking at budget chart] Why can't I get a couple of hundred bucks of my Fiona money now?
Fiona didn't leave you any money, Frank. She left money for the family, and she left it under my control because she knows I'm the only Gallagher that wouldn't waste it on frivolous, stupid things. [Referring to chart] I've divided Fiona's $50,000 into three categories: 30,000 for essentials, 20,000 for savings.
Savings?! What the hell for?!
We need a rainy day fund, Frank. Anytime you're around, it's pouring. After I take care of all of the essentials, whatever's left goes into the discretionary fund with money divided equally for each of us, you included, unfortunately.
Doctors?
Yep, and dentists.
What's wrong with the ER? It's free.
The ER is not free, Frank. You just don't pay your bills.
Garbage disposal, home repairs. Taxes? What's this 600 bucks you've already taken out of my nonexistent discretionary money?
600 bucks, new couch.
There's nothing wrong with our couch.
You spent the last six months dribbling your broken leg juices and piss all over it.
It's perfectly fine. It's just The cushions need plumping, that's all.
Yeah, we're getting a new couch, and it's coming out of your share.
Oh, no, it is not.
Yeah, it is. All right, I gotta go to work now, you know, that thing people do to make money to support their children. You might want to wash those clothes. You smell like a sushi restaurant dumpster on a hot day.
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