Ay! Jesus!
Ugh. This is nasty.
Any of those beers have something left in them?
No.
Any left in the fridge?
Let me finish this first. Ugh. Called a couple home healthcare worker places. Twenty-two bucks an hour. Thirty for overnights. Totally unnecessary. Just set me up in here with my Oxys, a couple of brews, and the remote, and I'm good as gold.
Yeah, you're down here yelling for us day and night. Totally need someone to take care of you.
Easy.
I'm not even supposed to be doing this. It's Liam's shift.
Well, then get him down here. Liam!
He's not here, and I haven't told anyone where I hid your Oxy, so don't think you can bully Liam into giving you more.
What happened to that G.I. Jane chick your brother was banging, the one you were trying to steal?
I wasn't trying to steal her.
Sure you were. You were following her around like a lovesick puppy.
She broke up with Carl.
So she is a carpet-muncher?
Don't be an asshole, Frank.
She was cute. Smart, too. I was surprised she went for a moron like Carl. He was definitely punching above his weight on that one.
Kelly isn't gay.
Softball? Really? Bi? Or maybe you just weren't tempting enough for her to risk jumping into gender experimentation. Women like smart.
Sorry, sweetheart. You're not the sharpest shovel in the shed.
Now, I bet if it had been your sister, Fiona...
She's not...
Hey. She's not brilliant, like Lip, but she's street smart, quick. I bet if it'd been Fiona, softball girl would've taken that for a spin.
Keep it up, Frank. You'll never see an Oxy again.
Not to mention, Fiona got Monica's stripper-on-a-bender, dangerous looks, not that it's made Fiona's life easier. Too much pretty can really mess you up.
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