Hey, hey. Why the hell'd you let DCFS in here?
I'm sorry. I had no idea who that guy was. I-I didn't...
Who the fuck did you think that was?! He's wearing a tie and he's got a fucking clipboard.
I was asleep! I'm not a fucking mind reader. Why didn't you tell me they were coming?
Why didn't I tell you?
Yes. Maybe if I'd known DCFS was dropping by...
Jesus Christ. Do you have any idea how much you fucked this up for me?
This is not my fault. I did not invite DCFS here.
Hey, hey, shh.
I did not leave a... a furnace in the house...
Hey, hey, hey!
...Or kids in a Pack 'n Play, or an open hole in the fucking floor.
No, but you sure as shit didn't help, Fiona. The old Fiona would've handled this, would've spun shit, would've covered for me.
What was I supposed to do, huh? Bake him a fucking cake?
No, but I expected you to not be drunk in the middle of the day. How about that, huh?
[Laughs derisively] Maybe I'm tired of playing Susie fucking Sunshine all the time, huh? Think of that? 'Cause if I want to be drunk in the middle of the fucking day, that is my fucking business!
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