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Shameless · Season 1, Episode 15

Dax, Bystanders and others in “Unfinished Business”

DDax

All right, for the semifinals, we have a challenge that is gonna separate the truly loco from the mildly loco. We call it... The South Side Emergency Room Challenge!

BBystanders

Whoo!

DDax

County General is two blocks away on Ellis and boasts the longest emergency room waiting time in all Chicago: - hours. [Bystanders all gasps] Your challenge, in one hour or less, is to get seen by an ER doctor.

Frank

You ever gotten through in less than an hour?

Mikey

No, not possible. It's gonna take gushing blood. Amputation. Grand mal seizure.

Frank

Aw.

DDax

Can I get one hour on the clock, please? Oh... All right. And... Go!

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