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Shameless · Season 1, Episode 15

Randy, Ingrid and others in “Unfinished Business”

RRandy

[Comes down stairs to find Ingrid lying on back with legs on wall] Ingrid, where... Ingrid. Ingy.

What are you doing here?

RRandy

Dr. Kwan called me. She told me you were pregnant. That's wonderful.

Wonderful? You never wanted me to have children because of my condition.

RRandy

Well, now that you are pregnant, it's a beautiful miracle. Let's do this together.

What?! They're not even yours! They're Frank's!

RRandy

Yes, but you just met him. You think he's really committed to having more kids?

Yes. Yes.

RRandy

But I'm the one who's always been there for you, and I always will, so let's get you back on your meds and then we'll go for a checkup with Dr. Kwan.

You're trying to trick me. [Stands up] You're gonna get me on that exam table and then have Kwan just suck the embryos out of me!

RRandy

No, I won't. I won't, I promise. We'll keep two. We'll have twins. Wouldn't that be great?

Twins?! Bullshit! You don't want my babies! Frank does! Frank loves me! He loves all six of my embryos! I have a phone patient now, so please go!

RRandy

Okay, okay. [Sighs] I'll check back in later. [Walks away]

Hey, Debbie. Randy's wrong. Frank'll be committed to my six babies, right?

[Scoffs] Not a chance.

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