[Poking head out bedroom window to peer down on Carl below] What are you doing here?!
I've been waiting in the tent all night!
But you should have been working on your hardship essay for West Point!
I've had to jerk off twice! I can't write about that to West Point!
My dad found out that I've been skipping softball camp to hang out with you! He'll kill you if he finds you here!
He only has one working limb! That doesn't scare me! [Carl realizes someone is holding a gun to his head]
MKMajor Keefe
It only takes one limb to pull a trigger, son. Get inside.
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