Yo, yo, yo. All right. I'm gonna tell you something. But when I tell you, don't look, all right?
Okay.
This guy has maybe the biggest dick I've ever seen.
How do you know?
It's bulging through his pants. It's like a fucking balloon animal. Don't look, though. Don't look.
Whoa.
You like?
Dude. No way that's real.
It's real.
Bullshit.
You seriously walk around with a giant rubber dildo in your pants?
[Grabs Tami's hand and starts pulling her out of the room] Come on. We gotta go. I can't live here, all right?
If you don't believe me...
Hey, no, we believe you, man. We believe you, okay?
That's not real. It's not.
Either way, I don't want that guy fixing my sink.
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