[Lip and Kelly are finished making love in her car]
So?
Eh.
"Eh"?
Like, a... six out of ten.
What?! I- I need a breakdown of that scorecard. I mean, where- where did I lose points on this?
Well, it wasn't jabby, per se, but it was fairly thrust-y.
What?!
Thrust, thrust, thrust. You have to rotate.
Yeah, well, I'd do a hell of a lot better if we were in an actual bed. I mean, this is, what, the smallest car in America? I mean, I'm cramping up.
Did the cavemen have beds? No. Did Tarzan? Did that pro surfer I dated?
All right, that's it. That's it. We're going again, all right, and I'm not letting you out of this car until I get a ten.
This is my car, punk.
Hey, I don't care how long this takes.
Okay, well, wake me when it's over.
All right.
[Laughs] Oh, God. Oh!
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