Max and Fiona in “Unfinished Business”

Max

What the hell, Gallagher? Is your phone broken? Holy shit. What happened to your face?

Fiona

I'm fine. Just a little hit-and-run.

Max

[Laughs] God, that looks... terrible. Like, my brain is rejecting that an otherwise very hot girl can look this bad. Anyway, I'm late for my spin class, and your PayPal didn't come through, girl. Yeah, I... tacky to make me come find you. Selling this place?

Fiona

Yeah, sorry. I've just been swamped, and I was in the hospital most of the day yesterday...

Max

Totally get it. No bigs. Just PayPal me right now. I'm @maxwhitfordsaysyas. Y-A-S. Do you not have the app?

Fiona

I don't have the $25K.

Max

You don't have $25K? Who doesn't have $25K?

Fiona

Me?

Max

All right, so borrow it against your portfolio. Call your guy.

Fiona

I don't have a guy, Max, and I got rejected for a loan. I got nothing.

Max

What about your other properties and investments? Anything liquid you can unload? Oh. Oh, you overleveraged? You told everybody you could swim, and now you're drowning?

Fiona

Yeah, going down like the fucking Titanic.

Max

Oh. You got anybody you can call? Uncle, mom, something?

Fiona

Nobody in my life has that kind of money. That's why I'm selling this place.

Max

Even if I could, you just... you're not gonna clear large in a couple days. Come on, buyer will need to do due diligence and inspections and probably try to back out at the end of escrow, try to fuck you with a lowball offer last-minute. I mean, you're not gonna have cash in hand for at least days. Who's your listing agent?

Fiona

[Laughs] I can't afford you, Max.

Max

Maybe I waive my commission for you.

Fiona

You'd do that?

Max

Yeah. I am not as big an asshole as you think I am. Come on.