Here you go. RAV, right?
Oh, my God.
This car is totaled!
Oh, my God.
Yeah.
Insurance will cover a hit-and-run. Y-you have insurance, right?
[Laughs Dryly]
Did you call the police? Did you file an accident report? You gotta find whoever did this, Fiona.
I did it.
You did what?
I did this. I was... drunk, and I didn't call the police 'cause I was drunk.
You were driving drunk? The hell is going on with you?
It's adult shit, okay?
Fuck that. I'm not a kid. I have a kid.
All right, fine. Uh... The zoning fell through on my old-age home yesterday, which means I got Max Whitford stalking me for $25K, or else I lose my entire $100K investment, which fucks me, 'cause... without an immediate profit off that, I actually cannot afford my first and second mortgages on my apartment building, and that means I'm gonna have to sell my building. Also, it turns out that Ford's married. Yeah. I found that out right before I totaled this car, which is gonna cost thousands to fix. So that on top of the $1,800, that... I just spent at the ER and the $500 that this tow place just charged me means I'm so far up shit's creek, I don't even have lunch money. (As she starts crying) And I'm such a fucking piece of shit that I forgot my own brother was going to prison.
So, what you're saying is, you've had a shitty couple days.
(tearful laughter) Yeah, I know, right?
It's gonna be okay, Fiona. It's gonna be okay.
(sniffles) Yeah? You got a spare... $25K lying around?
No. But I got a friend who might be able to help us out with the car, at least.
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