Is this $22 for a grilled cheese?
Who cares? Get what you want I'm gonna splurge and get the Cobb salad. Final answer.
Oh, salad's splurging?
It has creamy dressing. [Laughs] Oh. So what qualifies you to be a sober companion?
I don't know, really. I mean, I've never done it before.
Um. Barney trusts me, I guess, and I know how a drunk thinks.
Here we go. Virgin Bloody Mary.
Are you positive it's virgin?
It's absolutely, 100%, a virgin. Uh, and Coke for the gentleman. Let me put this tray down. I'll be right back to take your order.
Kay. This is, like, an entire salad on my glass.
Oh, yeah. Guess they have to make up for it being a virgin.
[Lips throws glass on ground] Oh, my God.
Hey, you told Fred the waiter that a virgin meant to make it a double when I was in the bathroom.
Fuck, I miss Barney. [Gets up from table and walks off]
Sh... Jesus Christ. [Lip takes after Jen]
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