That cloud up there looks like a martini glass.
Nah, it's clearly a beer funnel. When did you start drinking?
Nine? Maybe earlier. I was 12. We had a beer keg tapped in our backyard at all times.
Grow up in a fraternity? You ever try and stop?
Course. Life's hard. Booze is my only escape.
Why'd you hire a sober companion, then?
I didn't. Highland Cosmetics did after the incident, where we're doing this Christmas commercial in the fall, and I was riding a horse through Central Park, and I fell off.
Drunk?
I was plastered. [Laughs] Course, the horse got spooked and took off, and guess what I did? [scoffs] Start chasing after him.
Sure.
I was wearing high heels and this snow angel thing. Yeah. I almost caught it, and I promise you, I could've, had I not puked.
Sure.
I'm surprised you didn't see it. It was all over the Internet. You didn't see the gif?
No.
The [imitates vomiting]
Aw, man. Oh.
Let's go get some lunch. I'm fucking starving.
Sure, yeah.
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