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S1 E15

Shameless · Season 1, Episode 15

Veronica, Kevin and others in “Unfinished Business”

This cartoon is sexist.

V, when I watch with the girls, we don't criticize Ryder and his team. We just laugh and enjoy it.

I've got something else you can enjoy. [Sexually moves on him]

See ya, Paw Patrol. [Clicks off TV] Let's work off these donuts. I ate a lot of crullers.

Mm-hmm. [Someone knocks on door] Who is that?

Probably a Gallagher. Or a Jehovah. I'll get rid of them. [Opens door] Sister Frances.

SFSister Frances

Good morning.

Good mor- please, won't you come in?

SFSister Frances

Good morning. Have a- have a seat. Amy brought this in for show-and-tell today. [Produces a dildo]

That's weird. I wonder where she got it from.

SFSister Frances

The children were supposed to bring in something that represents their parents' love for each other. Most brought in hearts or pictures of their siblings. Amy brought this.

I'm so sorry. It'll never happen again. [Sister Frances attempts to turn it off] It's double-click. [She clicks it twice to turn it off]

SFSister Frances

In order for Amy to return back to school on Monday, Father D'Amico has requested that you come to his office today and speak with him.

You're gonna kick her out because of this?

SFSister Frances

We would love to speak with the priest.

My wife and I just need to say our morning prayers, and then we'll meet you at the rectory. I can take that- or you can keep it as a parting gift. Thank you, Sister Frances, for coming. [Sees her to door]

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