[Knocks on door of Nessa and Mel and they answer]
Oh, you guys have a kid too. Oh, we should have a playdate sometime.
Sorry?
Who are you?
I'm Debbie. Gallagher? Fiona's sister?
Right, hi.
Yeah? So... Uh, how did you guys know that you were lesbians?
Really? [Turns and walks away]
Wow.
Jesus Christ.
You're a lesbian? Uh... What are all those keys for?
I don't know. So confusing.
What is confusing about it? You either like girls, or you don't.
I thought I did, but Alex--
Who's Alex?
My ex-girlfriend. She says I'm bad at lesbianism.
[Reappears] That's- okay...
I don't even know what that means.
All right. Look at me. [Opens bathrobe to show body to Debbie]
Oh, here we go.
Are you thinking about my pussy right now?
I wasn't, but...
[Leans in and kisses Debbie] You like that? Then that's all the lesbian you need to be.
She means you like what you like, and none of the rest of it matters, okay?
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