Wanna have sex?
Easy answer, yes, but Kev made me sign some form that I wouldn't fuck anyone who's too drunk to provide consent.
Who's Kev?
He's the Vagina Safe guy.
Tell Kev I can keep my own vagina safe.
...
[Carl wakes up with Kelly on top of him]
What the hell is this?!
My phone?!
Did you film yourself fucking me while I was passed out?!
I filmed myself not fucking you as proof!
Proof of what?!
Not fucking you!
You lying piece of shit! [Carl shove her off him]
Why didn't you just leave me here?
I didn't want you to choke on your own puke.
Bullshit!
[Kelly kicks out Carl's leg and he falls down]
You're just like those rich pricks downstairs who think girls are their personal fuck toys. Your clip-on tie is gonna hurt way worse than a real one when I shove it 12...! [Carl knocks her down and runs out the room]
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