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Shameless · Season 1, Episode 15

Brad, Lip and others in “Unfinished Business”

[Lip and Brad are at an AA meeting]

Wanna hit Patsy's for pie before work?

It's kind of early for pie, no?

It's never too early. Besides, they have breakfast pie. It's called "apple." [Scoffs]

Hey, uh, thanks for your share, man.

JJason

Was it okay? I- I mean, it's weird telling everybody your shit.

Yeah, no, you did good. Just, uh, keep coming back.

JJason

Hey, actually, can I ask you something?

Uh, sure, yeah, yeah, yeah.

JJason

I don't know how this is supposed to go. I- Feels like I'm asking you out on a date or something. I need a sponsor. Wondering if you-- you'd be up to sponsoring me.

Me? No, man, I'm- I'm the last guy you'd want to sponsor you. But, uh, you know, maybe ask Marshall.

JJason

The guy with the walker?

Yeah.

JJason

[Snickers] I need somebody born after 1990. I mean, these people are all fucking dinosaurs. [To Brad] No offense.

None taken, shithead.

JJason

[To Lip] I feel like I could talk to you.

Yeah, let me think about it, all right?

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