I always fantasized about having enough money to stock up on toilet paper.
Lofty goals.
Hey, when I was a kid, we had to use whatever we could find. Christmas napkins, paperbacks, coffee filters.
You don't answer it?
No. Got boxes to unpack. I've got a bathroom to clean. I clean it every week.
It's not that dirty, is it? Ever look behind the toilet?
No, and I never plan on doing so.
Uh-huh.
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