“Oh, thank God. I would never hear the...” – Tami, Shameless ... TV Quotes Database

Oh, thank God. I would never hear the end of it from Cami.

The maid of honor?

Yep. Her sister, Tami.

Cami and Tami, huh?

Yeah, well, our parents, Pami and Sami, weren't very creative. I'm fucking with you. They're Bob and Kim. Are you the best man?

Yeah, I'm Lip.

What's up with your hair? Are you, like, in the Marines or some shit?

I was freebasing. My head caught on fire. I'm fucking with you. No, I, uh, fell asleep with gum in my mouth.

That's the most retarded thing I've ever heard.

Oh, says the lady with the bouffant and the princess headband.

I spent hours on this.

Well, you can't get that time back, can you?

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