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S1 E15

Shameless · Season 1, Episode 15

Kassidi and Carl in “Unfinished Business”

I can't believe that you lived down here. It's like freakin' Mad Max.

Yeah, I remember this one time, a guy tried to steal Ian's coat. We beat him with a can of tuna wrapped in a tube sock.

That's so hot.

Think it's over here.

Oh, my God, you lived there?

Yeah.

I have to see it. [Runs into a modified cargo crate and she trips over a man's body]

Hey! You okay?! Oh, hey, man. Sorry, didn't realize someone was sleeping here. Hello?

Is he dead? Is that a dead body?

Hey, come on, let's just get out of here.

I've gotta Snapchat this.

Uh, it's just a dead guy. Let's go.

Roll him over. [Carl complies]

What?

So I can see the face of death.

Oh, Kassidi, come on.

Carl, roll him over. [Lies down and takes a selfie with the cadaver] I'm gonna story the shit out of this.

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