I can't believe that you lived down here. It's like freakin' Mad Max.
Yeah, I remember this one time, a guy tried to steal Ian's coat. We beat him with a can of tuna wrapped in a tube sock.
That's so hot.
Think it's over here.
Oh, my God, you lived there?
Yeah.
I have to see it. [Runs into a modified cargo crate and she trips over a man's body]
Hey! You okay?! Oh, hey, man. Sorry, didn't realize someone was sleeping here. Hello?
Is he dead? Is that a dead body?
Hey, come on, let's just get out of here.
I've gotta Snapchat this.
Uh, it's just a dead guy. Let's go.
Roll him over. [Carl complies]
What?
So I can see the face of death.
Oh, Kassidi, come on.
Carl, roll him over. [Lies down and takes a selfie with the cadaver] I'm gonna story the shit out of this.
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