[Kevin is watching BDSM porn on his laptop with his toddler daughters in front of him]
Kev, we're out of toilet paper. Can you get some today?
Yeah, sure, no problem.
Hey, is this the thing you were talking about, with wanting to be dominated? 'Cause it looks painful. I mean, look at the guy with the pole up his ass. He's sad in his eyes.
You really think you should be watching Triple-X Hardcore with the girls?
I have the volume on mute.
I just want to feel a tiny bit controlled. You telling me what to do. You be in charge instead of me being in charge. Is that so hard?
No, it's just, you know... We haven't had spicy... salsa since the girls.
Mm, all the more reason to caliente it up.
Okay, so what do you want me to do? Buy some props, some leather, or what?
I don't know, Kev. You be in charge.
All right, fine. I'll see you later today. Or maybe I won't. I'm being mysterious.
I'm late. [Kisses him] Love you.
Oh. Love you.
[Kisses daughters individually] And you. Love you, love you.
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