I tried, okay? But I'm not even part gay. I'm just a boring hetero dude. So go ahead, you and Svet can have your spasgasms. I'll just be here on the couch, jerking off.
Well, it was brave of you to try.
The truth is, I just wanted to make you jealous.
Like I am. You don't have to be jealous, babe. I think Fiona helped me realize what her real power is over me. It's not the vagina.
What could be more powerful than a vagina?
It's her bitchiness. It's not women. It's being dominated.
Well, great. Maybe I could do that for you.
You?
Sure. Why not? What could I do? Just tell me. Give me some ideas. I'll try anything you ask.
I'm yours to command.
Just tell me... how to dominate you.
I think you're missing the point, babe.
All right, I'll go. I'll be right back and boss you around, okay?
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