Damn.
Hey.
You are so beautiful.
Thanks.
You know what I just realized?
Is something wrong?
If I were gay, I would be all over you. You're gorgeous, and I already love you, but... I'm just not interested in your vagina. And that tells me that I'm not a lesbian. Simple logic.
Does this have anything to do with the Russian invasion of your pussoir again?
There's something about that angry bitch that gets me off even when I want to stab her with a rusty carving knife.
It's pretty obvious, isn't it? You like it when she bosses you around.
I do not like it. It pisses me off.
Well, it doesn't piss off your vagina. V, you like to be dominated.
Dominated? Have you met me?
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